Happy Halloween! If you are anything like me, you suck at coming up with costumes and suck even more at planning ahead. Have no fear here are a few simple costumes to check out.
1. Youngster Joey
-Everyone's favorite Rattata trainer is also pretty easy to imitate. Throw on some shorts, a t-shirt, and a backwards cap. No matter what you talk about, relate it back to how awesome your Rattata is. If in doubt, borrow lines from other youngsters like "Hi, I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!" Nobody will like you be the end of the night, but damn are those shorts comfy.
2. Neil Gaiman
- You probably really like something he wrote, or something based on something he wrote. Thankfully he seems to wear very similar clothes all the time. Find a black wig, mess it up, put on some dark clothing and go around talking about how cool libraries are and the importance of creativity. A lot of people won't recognize you right away, but you will receive a lot of recognition from those Gaiman fans.
3. Mutant Hating Citizen form the Marvel Universe
- I am stealing this one from my friend Jack who donned this costume last Friday. Wear normal clothes, but carry around a protest sign saying something along the lines of "God Hates Muties!". You'll probably have more than a few people think you are a member of the Westboro Baptist Church, but once you start ranting about Magneto and the fall of our species they should catch on.